[分享]史上最强的中式英语

萍水相逢

<p><font face="黑体" color="#008000" size="4"><strong>来，大家放松一下吧！</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#008000">1．we two who and who？<br/>咱俩谁跟谁阿 　　 <br/>　　<br/>2．how are you ? how old are you? <br/>怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　 <br/>　　<br/>3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 　<br/>你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <br/>　　<br/>4．as far as you go to die<br/>有多远，死多远！！！！ <br/>　　<br/>5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! <br/>有事起奏，无事退朝 <br/>　　<br/>6．you me you me<br/>彼此彼此 　　 <br/>　　<br/>7．You Give Me Stop!! <br/>你给我站住！ <br/>　　<br/>8．know is know noknow is noknow <br/>知之为知之，不知为不知… <br/>　　<br/>9．WATCH SISTER <br/>表妹 <br/>　　<br/>10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ <br/>　　<br/>11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face <br/>给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 <br/>　　<br/>12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die<br/>车祸现场描述 <br/>　　<br/>13．heart flower angry open<br/>心花怒放 <br/>　　<br/>14．go past no mistake past <br/>走过路过，不要错过 <br/>　　<br/>15．小明：I am sorry! <br/>　　老外：I am sorry too! <br/>　　小明：I am sorry three! <br/>　　老外：What are you sorry for? <br/>　　小明：I am sorry five! <br/>　　<br/>16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! <br/>要钱没有，要命一条 <br/>　　<br/>17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. <br/>我叫李老大，今年25。 <br/>　　<br/>18．you have two down son<br/>你有两下子。<br/>　　<br/>19.好好<span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%D1%A7%CF%B0">学习</span>，天天向上：<br/>good good study,day day up!</font></p>

糖果味巧巧

[em75]我最讨厌英语了``把以前学的东西全部还给老师了``

[此贴子已经被作者于2008-10-31 0:04:14编辑过]

黑狐狸

[em85]就是这样

黑狐狸

够拽的英语

wufei

囧了这样也可以

光光点秀

还没有机会尝试一下 帮顶

大帅哥忠欣开了一部新跑车,很拉风的载着女友小昕去飙车.

    风驰电逝的飙在高速公路上,忠欣心中好不得意,忽然,忠欣的新跑车撞上了旁边的路障,掉进坑洞里去了.

    警察赶到现场时,很庆幸的发现,忠欣因为系了安全带,

    所以仍然坐在驾驶座上;但是,他们随即又看到忠欣的裤裆上沾满了血,而且他还鬼叫个不停.

    [别叫了,大哥,还好你系了安全带,否则,很可能会像邻座的女人一样,从车窗飞出去呢!你该好好感谢上帝才是.]

    [呜警察先生,]忠欣哭丧着脸说,[你别开玩笑了,难道你没见那女人手中握着什麽东西吗?]
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神偷小千

英语是我的~~~~`烦啊

MVP

[em66]英语在次参加复试，无语．．．．．．

窦贝贝

<p>以前有看过。。。</p>

曾经沧海

i will&nbsp; give some colors see&nbsp; see.