标题: [分享]史上最强的中式英语 [打印本页] 作者: 萍水相逢 时间: 2008-9-28 14:24 标题: [分享]史上最强的中式英语 <p><font face="黑体" color="#008000" size="4"><strong>来，大家放松一下吧！</strong></font></p>
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<p><font color="#008000">1．we two who and who？<br/>咱俩谁跟谁阿 <br/> <br/>2．how are you ? how old are you? <br/>怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <br/> <br/>3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ <br/>你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <br/> <br/>4．as far as you go to die<br/>有多远，死多远！！！！ <br/> <br/>5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! <br/>有事起奏，无事退朝 <br/> <br/>6．you me you me<br/>彼此彼此 <br/> <br/>7．You Give Me Stop!! <br/>你给我站住！ <br/> <br/>8．know is know noknow is noknow <br/>知之为知之，不知为不知… <br/> <br/>9．WATCH SISTER <br/>表妹 <br/> <br/>10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ <br/> <br/>11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face <br/>给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 <br/> <br/>12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die<br/>车祸现场描述 <br/> <br/>13．heart flower angry open<br/>心花怒放 <br/> <br/>14．go past no mistake past <br/>走过路过，不要错过 <br/> <br/>15．小明：I am sorry! <br/> 老外：I am sorry too! <br/> 小明：I am sorry three! <br/> 老外：What are you sorry for? <br/> 小明：I am sorry five! <br/> <br/>16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! <br/>要钱没有，要命一条 <br/> <br/>17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. <br/>我叫李老大，今年25。 <br/> <br/>18．you have two down son<br/>你有两下子。<br/> <br/>19.好好<span class="t_tag" onclick="tagshow(event)" href="tag.php?name=%D1%A7%CF%B0">学习</span>，天天向上：<br/>good good study,day day up!</font></p>作者: 曾经沧海 时间: 2008-9-29 22:38
i will give some colors see see.作者: 窦贝贝 时间: 2008-9-29 22:56
<p>以前有看过。。。</p>作者: MVP 时间: 2008-9-30 00:09
[em66]英语在次参加复试，无语．．．．．．作者: 神偷小千 时间: 2008-10-10 16:01
英语是我的~~~~`烦啊作者: 光光点秀 时间: 2008-10-18 22:27 标题: 车祸 还没有机会尝试一下 帮顶