标题: CHINESE ENGLISH----中国式英语! [打印本页] 作者: fryan 时间: 2006-6-11 17:49 标题: CHINESE ENGLISH----中国式英语! 02.how are you ? how old are you? <br/> 怎么是你,怎么老是你? <br/> <br/> 03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you <br/> 不鸟我,我也不鸟你 <br/> <br/> 04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! <br/> 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! </p><p> 05.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! <br/> 有事起奏,无事退朝 <br/> <br/> 06.you me you me <br/> 彼此彼此 <br/> <br/> 07.You Give Me Stop!! <br/> 你给我站住! <br/> <br/> 08.know is know noknow is noknow <br/> 知之为知之,不知为不知... <br/> <br/> 09.WATCH SISTER <br/> 表妹 <br/> <br/> 10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! <br/> 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! </p><p> 11.American Chinese not enough <br/> 美中不足 <br/> <br/> 12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <br/> 车祸现场描述 :一车来,一车走,两车碰碰,人就死! <br/> <br/> 13.heart flower angry open <br/> 心花怒放 </p><p> 14.go past no mistake past <br/> 走过路过,不要错过 </p><p> 15.小明:I am sorry! <br/> 老外:I am sorry too! <br/> 小明:I am sorry three! <br/> 老外:What are you sorry for? <br/> 小明:I am sorry five! </p><p> 16.If you want money,I have no; <br/> if you want life,I have one! <br/> 要钱没有,要命一条 </p><p> 17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. <br/> 我叫李老大,今年25。 </p><p> 18.you have two down son。 <br/> 你有两下子。 </p><p> 19.as far as you go to die <br/> 有多远,死多远!!!! </p><p> 20.I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face <br/> 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 </p><p> <br/> 21. no three no four <br/> 不三不四 </p><p> <br/> 22. seven up eight down <br/> 七上八下 <br/>作者: fryan 时间: 2006-6-11 17:50
怎么是我,怎么老是我在发帖作者: bobozoke 时间: 2006-6-11 21:14
是你一直在转帖..没道德的转帖..作者: leaf 时间: 2006-6-11 22:32
中国式英语很笑死人的~!作者: fryan 时间: 2006-6-12 01:20
确实是这样滴!作者: 想你时寂寞 时间: 2006-6-12 14:37
好玩。。。帮你加精了。。。作者: 卖鱼嘀 时间: 2006-6-12 15:12
one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <br/> 车祸现场描述 :一车来,一车走,两车碰碰,人就死! <br/> <br/> [emq14][emq14]。。<br/> 这个已经转述N次了`作者: 流川命 时间: 2006-6-12 20:53
证明确实是经典作者: fryan 时间: 2006-6-18 12:47
这是大多数初学者学英语的做法作者: fryan 时间: 2006-6-20 23:34
证明我国人民还是很有语言天分的