标题: [原创]老爸的情书（超级爆笑） [打印本页] 作者: 卖鱼嘀 时间: 2006-4-7 22:58 标题: [原创]老爸的情书（超级爆笑） 老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪,<br/> * 但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书，<br/> * 老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼,<br/> * 老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书,<br/> * 看了真的是OH! MY GOD,很有一套喔!<br/> * 请注意英文部份<br/> ><br/> >------------------------------------------------------------------------* </p><p> Dear wang litte sister:<br/> * 亲爱的王小姐<br/> * From see you one eye,I shit love you.<br/> * 自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上你。<br/> * Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.<br/> * Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.<br/> * 妳的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，<br/> * 妳的眼睛贬啊贬,我就死去活来?<br/> * Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.<br/> * When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.<br/> * 也许你不记得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情.<br/> * I think l should introduce myself to you.<br/> * 我想应该介绍一下自己。<br/> * I call Li big great. Toyear 25<br/> * 我叫李大伟,今年25(今天是today,那么今年就是toyear.至于伟就翻成great吧 ！)<br/> * My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.<br/> * 我家有四口人..爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。<br/> * I am a good man, in a big company work.<br/> * 我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。<br/> * I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.<br/> * 我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。<br/> * Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a<br/> monk,<br/> * and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife;<br/> * 请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。<br/> * (实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光,嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。<br/> * 至于「庙」字,也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。)<br/> * Like Your people<br/> * 喜欢妳的人<br/> * .........原来"做早操"的英文是"make early > > fuck"...................<br/>作者: 小三 时间: 2006-4-7 23:21
[em13][em13]作者: fxbaobao 时间: 2006-4-8 13:33 标题: 回复 <br/>
<br/> My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.<br/> * 我家有四口人..爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。<br/>